Boldly going into timey wimmy

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

(via mu5icliz)

hi:

I can tell my stoner roommate has been using my Netflix account..

hi:

I can tell my stoner roommate has been using my Netflix account..

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

asylum-art:

The Things Girls Should Only Ever Learn After They’ve Grown Up

Kids will believe in anything, and maybe that’s for the best.

From dandelions that grant wishes to chicken soup that cures all ills, they fall for it all hook, line and sinker. But, as 20-something filmmaker Emily Diana Ruth suggests in her new video, "What A Young Girl Should Not Know," it’s only when we as women grow older and look back that we realize just how lucky we were.

Many women will identify with the lessons in the video. Some are presented touch of whimsy.

(via tinpanalleyy)

YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN (x)

(Source: ohgodbenny, via mu5icliz)

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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